Dan’s promised me a Really Big Spanking sometime soon and I’m anxiously waiting. And not too patiently either because unluckily it’s been posponed due to a stuffy head (his) and a slightly twisted knee (mine). *sigh*
It seems that vacation was a little harder on us than we thought. We may need another vacation to recover from this one. Who knew we were wearing ourselves down racing from one awesome experience to another? We couldn’t help it though because we were exploring places we’d never been before and we were amazed by it all. In case anyone is curious, we were taking on Alaska. That’s why it took a month!
It was absolutely awesome, too. I brought back some great souvenir items that I plan to give away in drawings at Spanking Den. It was so kind of them to sell miniature boat paddles with “Alaska” printed on them.
I’ve felt that kindness several times over on my bottom and I have to say, I like it. Mmmmm I like it alot! They’re made of a light wood so it’s nice and stingy without being too thuddy. They were so nice, I had to go back to the store and buy four more so I could share the feeling with my friends. *grin*
I know I’m being a tease by not posting a pic of these lovely paddles, but we haven’t found the charger for the camera. It’s gotta be somewhere in our luggage. I hope. Anyway, once I get the pics downloaded, I’ll give all the details about the drawings.
One thing I’d love to give away is that awful switch Dan found in the woods. Believe it or not, he brought that home as a souvenir. That thing had me wiggling and whimpering in no time which makes it a toy I don’t want to see a lot of…and he saved it! I’m just waiting for it to completely dry out so I can snap it into a dozen pieces and then jump up and down on the pieces until nothing’s left except a little dust! Did I mention that I didn’t like it?
I’m just glad my big spanking that’s coming up is going to be a fun one. There better not be any switches showing up for that one. I’ve already put in a request for my favorite toys like my pretty rose paddle, the tawse, and our lovely flogger. I’d like a yummy, hard spanking but Dan can be unpredictable. I’m thinking I might ought to hide the awful rubber spatula just in case. *wink*