Spanking Toy Story
A few months ago Dan and I visited my mother at her house and during that trip, we lost our beloved long riding crop. I was really disappointed as it was one of my favorite toys but we couldn’t figure out where we might’ve left it. Well, this week I found out what became of our lost toy and I’m still laughing about it.
It seems we left the crop in the guest bedroom at my mom’s. It must’ve gotten jammed between the mattress and headboard and we missed it when we packed up to leave. Then somehow my mom missed it when she changed the bedding after we left…but she found it when she changed the bedding after my sister, Dee, visited her! The best part is, Mom assumed it belonged to Dee and her husband.
This wouldn’t be quite so funny but Dee’s husband often likes to joke about spanking her in front of us. Dee usually just looks embarrassed when he teases her like that but we’ve always thought it was funny. I guess my mom thought they were serious because she just knew it was their toy without even asking.
Then just so she wouldn’t forget about it, Mom left the crop sitting by her chair where my youngest sister, Randi, saw it when she was over for a quick visit. Randi couldn’t imagine why Mom would have a riding crop propped up by her so she naturally asked about it. That’s when Mom told her Dee left it in the guest room after her last visit. Us sisters are close and Randi knew immediately that it wasn’t Dee’s toy but mine. Being the sweet child that she is though, she didn’t clue in Mom because she wanted to see how the whole thing would play out.
The next time Dee went home for a visit, Mom didn’t mention it to her and forgot about it until Dee was leaving. That’s when she ran over to get it and handed it off to Randi, telling her to run out and give it to Dee before she got away. So Randi sashays out to Dee’s car waving the crop around and yelling at Dee that she’s forgotten something.
I wish I could’ve been there to see the look on Dee’s face. It must’ve been priceless. Randi made the most of the moment and kept trying to throw it in the car with her while Dee kept telling her she didn’t want it. Eventually Randi took pity on her and slipped it into her own car instead. Turns out the kinky brat wanted it for herself and that was her chance to grab it.
I guess I should mention here that my baby sister doesn’t hide her kinky side from anyone. I found her toys when she was only 17 so I’ve always known and Mom worries about her nipple piercings but otherwise doesn’t say anything else. Randi’s never been subtle…funny but never subtle.
Not to mention a sneak. I can’t believe the brat has my riding crop! And she teases me about it, too. Aaagh! It was bad enough when she took my things when she was a kid. Now she’s managed to get her hands on my favorite crop. Oh well, it’ll go well with her thigh high boots and leather mini skirt. *grin*
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That is hilarious… & Randi sounds like a perfect brat… a kindred spirit even…
Bethie, This story should be made into comedy home porn. Hilarious! I am also one of many sisters but wish they were as into sex, not to mention kink as I am. But your Mom wins the Oscar. Whom do we cast? Blythe Danner?
Very very funny! So, I guess it runs in the family? Maybe you can share toys with your sister now? (and maybe Dee doth protest too much???)
Patty, she is a perfect brat…alot like another brat I know. 😉
Spankme, you’re right about the movie! The more I think about it, the more I wonder who else saw that crop sitting my mom’s chair and wondered about it. And I’m even more curious what she told anyone brave enough to ask. She’s too too funny so there’s no telling! LOL
Miss Kitty, I know I’m not the only kinky one so it just might run in our family. I also think that even though Dee may not be a spanko, she might’ve found one as a partner. I know Dan and I sure enjoy his company much to Dee’s embarrasment sometimes. But I’ve never been good about sharing my toys with my sisters! 😉
oh my goodness is that funny….LMAO, thank you for sharing that story 🙂
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Annissa, I couldn’t keep this one to myself, it’s just too too funny!