I was hoping to get a pic of our newest paddle, but unluckily I can’t get a decent shot of it. I guess that means I’ll just have to describe it to you.

First of all, it’s big. Really big! It’s about 22″ long, 3 1/2″ wide, and 3/8″ thick. It’s also rather attractive. But here’s the kicker; it’s lexan.

Yup, I have completely lost my mind. I bought the biggest lexan paddle I could find.

In my defense, I was suffering from a rather intense bout of greedy bottom syndrome when I saw it. If you’re a greedy bottom, you know how what I’m talking about. There I was surfing around the net, not really planning to buy anything, just looking and maybe drooling a little over all the pretty toys that caught my eye. That’s when it occurred to me, we didn’t have a lexan paddle.

I’m sure some of you are thinking I should’ve been glad of that fact, but that’s not how I felt. In fact, I felt a little cheated that I didn’t have one of those fancy polywhatchamacallit type paddles of my very own. It didn’t help that I decided to do a little research and look for first-hand accounts of lexan paddle spankings. That was probably actually my downfall, now that I think of it.

There were so many stories of how mean and evil the lexan paddle can be, how intense it could be, and I couldn’t resist the pull. I just had to have one. And being the kind of woman I am, I went out and found one of the biggest ones I could find. “Go big or go home” I always say.

I ordered it and waited anxiously for it to arrive. Then it got here and I got a good up close and personal look at it. Hmmmm…that was a lot more paddle than I was expecting.

Not that I got much of a chance to think about it, Dan immediately took it away from me, bent me over the arm of the couch, and gave it a trial run. The first couple of swats weren’t too bad, he was taking it easy, trying to get a feel for it. That didn’t last long, of course, and the swats kept getting harder. It didn’t take long for me to realize that was one intense paddle.

Dan didn’t use it for long the first time, we thought we’d go slow and build up to a real spanking. But being the paddle slut that I am, pretty soon I was ready for more. I’m not positive, but that first day, I think I got around 15 or so good swats with it. We were taking it easy after all.

Here’s where I really loose my mind; I liked it. I liked it a lot. Bad, greedy bottom!

The next day, I was ready to go again. So we did. We were working our way up to some real spanking. After just a dozen or so swats, my bottom was burning a bit and beginning to feel somewhat tender. It just whet my appetite for more of that bun burner.

That’s when we came up with the idea of breaking the paddle in properly over a few days. Dan’s been looking for a good toy to make my bottom sore without leaving a lot of ugly (in my opinion) marks and we decided this might be the right tool for the job. I was excited about the whole thing and started making a plan.

We were even starting on the big sore bottom plan when the weekend started. That was right before we both caught a stupid cold. Grrr! My plans for a good sore bottom were derailed by the common cold.

We’re recovered now, the big lexan paddle is propped up by the foot of our bed where I can see it, and we’re about to get back with the program. Dan caught me fresh out of the shower this morning and gave me several good swats with it but we were getting ready to go out so we didn’t have much time. Darn!

But don’t worry, we’re both determined to give this paddle a workout. I’m ready for a good sore bottom and Dan’s more than ready to give it to me. This could be an interesting week…