I’m in the middle of a serious chocolate craving so this won’t be a long post. Unluckily I’ve run through my supply here and I’m getting desperate. In fact, if Dan hadn’t had a couple of candy bars stashed away, it might’ve gotten ugly around here last night.

On the upside, it gave him the opportunity for a sneak attack with the rubber spatula! That’s when we both found out just how intense my desire for chocolate can be. I had gotten to the bottom of my bag of little chocolates and was complaining about that, when I spotted a couple of pieces under the kichen table. They must have slipped out of the bag and rolled under there.

I immediately dove under the table with my bottom up in the air and I guess it was just too much temptation for Dan. He went for the spatula that hangs on the wall and gave me a couple of quick hard swats with it. And I just kept on searching for loose chocolate. It’s a good thing I managed to gather up all the loose ones fairly quickly, or my bottom might be really sore today.

What was really funny was that it sort of surprised Dan when I didn’t come out yelping and squawking like I normally do when he spanks me with that spatula, instead I just sort of growled a little. I wasn’t about to be deterred in my search for chocolate. That’s when he came up with that surprise stash of his. I don’t know if it was the growling or the crazed look in my eye that prompted him to give it up.

This isn’t the first time Dan’s managed to find me some chocolate that he’s stashed away somewhere. I’m beginnning to wonder if he’s keeping hidden reserves for me. Hmmmmm and if he is, where are they now?

Before I get sidetracked on that idea, I’ve got to tell you about the crazy chocolate ideas I came up with last night. In my head (a scary place at the moment), I was designing kinky chocolate candies. I can see it now, little chocolate paddles, straps, and hairbrushes for candy dishes and bigger versions of those, the size of large candy bars. I could make all sizes and shapes!

That would combine two of my favorite cravings, chocolates and spankings. Yummy!