Spanking Bethie

Due to my continued need to rest, there are no spankings on the horizon. There are plenty of threats though! Dan can’t help that, it’s just the way he is. I suppose talking about the spankings I’m due is better than nothing. Although I still don’t think any spankings I earned while sick should count. I think I should get a few pass on those. I really need a free pass! Now I just have to convince Dan. Yeah, I know, good luck with that one. *wink*

In the meantime, I am busy doing my lady of leisure act and lounging about the house. I always have more books and movies on hand than time to enjoy them so I’m catching up on the backlog. There are much worse ways to spend the summer than this, I know, so I’ll make the most of it. I may even get lazy from all this pampering.

I can’t get too lazy though, Dan keeps telling me he has “plans” for me. He says it with an evil glint in his eyes which makes me think I need to keep up my campaign for that spanking pass. I want a spanking, that’s not the problem, it’s just that he wants to use the most evil toys to make up for lost time. He keeps talking about the big delrin cane. I want to talk about my favorite leather paddle or the soft leather flogger. He even has our biggest, thickest leather strap in a place in the bedroom where I have to see it all the time. I swear, it’s taunting me. Soon, I hope.

Until I’m feeling better though, I will lounge and try to entertain myself despite being unspanked. I worry that I now have a spanking blog with no spanking in it. Doesn’t that just suck? Maybe I should go back to writing spanking stories to fill the space here? Maybe. Until I get in the mood for that, I’m going to put in another movie and do some more lounging.

Here’s the story, I had a marvelous weekend full of indulgence and fun only to return home feeling a little under the weather. I saw a doctor on Monday who prescribed some big pills, a careful diet, and lots of rest. I can do that, especially the resting part. I’m a spoiled gal anyway so lounging about at home is easy. Easy! Uh-huh. Not a problem.

One hitch. I think that if I’m so sick that I need all this rest and medication, then I must be too sick to spank. I mean, come on! My doctor prescribed rest, and getting spanked is just the opposite of resting. But, of course, Dan doesn’t agree. According to him, if I’m well enough to do X, Y, or Z, then I’m well enough to spank. Hmph!

Dan’s already threatened to let me have a quick chat with the alligator. You remember the alligator, don’t you?

He bites, I tell you! Well, actually both Dan and the alligator bite, but that’s another story. *wink*

I guess this means I’ll have to behave myself, after all. I’m actually not that sick, so I’m thankful for that. I just wanted a free pass for a couple of days. Can you imagine the mischief I’d get into? It’d be awesome. I could go crazy on Ebay (that’s where I got some of my easy open bloomers for those of you who wondered about that), run up my phone bill, play computer games until the middle of the night, not do any housework, let the laundry pile up to my ears…wait, that may not be too different from any other week. Heh.

Hmph again! Dan wandered in to see if I’d done what he told me to earlier and I had. Of course, I had. Still, I couldn’t resist singing, “I’m too sick to spank, I’m too sick to spank,” a few times for his benefit. Didn’t work though.

“You just keep telling yourself that,” he told me. He said it rather cheerfully, I might add. I think he also had that evil gleam in his eye, too. Hmph!

Since I like my nipple pump so much, I was intrigued by this gallery at Device Bondage. Wow! The also have these clips if you’re so inclined.

I like that industrial look and it’s interesting to see the nipple pump in action. Yummy! I hate to blog and run, but it’s late and I’m about to fall asleep on my keyboard.

I’ve got more things going on right now than I have time to deal with but I wanted to post something. I hate letting this blog get stale and yet, I don’t have time to post anything significant…so here’s a picture. I’ve got my fingers crossed that by the weekend, I’ll have time to sit down and write something. I hope, I hope, I hope!

That is, my new bloomers “open in the back!” I love them. Besides being frilly, girly bloomers, which is cool, they’re roomy and comfortable, too. Of course, Dan approves of them. He likes anything that gives him easy access. *wink*

See? They open right up!

I suppose these are my before pictures. I’m hoping to have some after pictures later this weekend. I hope, I hope, I hope! I took these pictures while Dan was busy working on something else so he didn’t get to take advantage of the situation like he normally would have. I was bent over the couch with my bottom hanging out, after all. But he wasn’t around to do anything about it, which meant I had to take “the show” to him.

After I finished taking my pics, I wandered into his office to let him know what he’d missed. I was wearing a loose half shirt and the bloomers so he naturally turned his attention to me. I didn’t have a bra on, and as that little shirt tends to ride up, it didn’t quite manage to cover the lower part of my boobies.

My half exposed breasts immediately caught his eye and Dan went straight for one of his smaller straps. It’s one of the straps he saves for breast strapping because of its size. Dan folded my shirt up to completely expose my breasts, then strapped each one in turn. If he hadn’t had such a firm grip on each one as he strapped it, I probably would’ve jumped halfway across the room. Oh my! I never know whether to growl or purr when he does that. I actually kind of do both which is just odd.

I hate/love having my breasts strapped. It’s sort of a sensory overload for me and my brain has trouble sorting out all of the feelings that come rushing at it all at once. Some crazed part of me lurves it while the more sensible part of me absolutely hates it because it freaking hurts…and yet, it hurts so good. No wonder I’m confused! *grin*

Ahh the life of a masochist. And, hey, it’s the weekend! Woo-hoot, let’s party! I’ll get up to something naughty so I can take some “after” pictures. Well, that’s not the real reason. I’ll just get up to something naughty because that’s the way I am. Ha.

I should constantly remind myself to avoid this strap, but I somehow I let it slip my mind and the next thing I know, my bottom gets a fiery reminder. This is our new Prysm Creations strap, if anyone is interested. It’s a little heavy and at 18″ in length, it’s extra stingy.

The color on the handle is royal purple and is so dark that it’s hard to see in the pictures I took of it.

It’s deceptively pretty. When I first saw it, I was going all “Squeeee! A new strap!” That lasted right up until the first time Dan really gave it a good swing. I think that was probably the second swing btw; the man wastes no time when it comes to spanking.

Wow! That thing laid down a line of fire across my bottom and I practically jumped across the room. Dan loves low effort implements so this is one he just loves. It’s easy to swing and it keeps me hopping…and squealing and kicking and whimpering. All of those things and more. Ouch.

The other night he had me kneeling on a chair and gave me a good spanking alternating between this strap and the Vermont Bath Brush. Those toys both fall into the low effort category for him. For me, they fall into the extra ouchie category. It’s funny that two of the most low effort toys happen to be ones that cause me to exert all kinds of effort. The effort to stay in place being at the top of that list. Heh.

I guess it all worked out for the best though. Dan exerted a minimum of effort and accomplished a whole lot of spanking which resulted in a nice sore bottom for me. It’s a win-win situation. *grin*

I’ve just got to find my way out! You know, I suppose I should start wearing that many layers of underskirts, it might slow Dan down a little. He’s still keeping that mean bath brush handy so I could use all the help I can get. It was missing just long enough for me to forget its bottom tenderizing power. I’ve been getting pretty frequent refreshers on that subject lately though. Its a bottom burner alright.

Someone asked where they could purchase this particular bath brush that is commonly known as the VBB, which is short for Vermont Country Store bath brush. The problem is that they recently stopped selling it. It’s been unavailable in the past and then brought back so I’m hoping it will reappear at some point. In the meantime, I’m afraid I don’t have another source for this particular brush.

It’s a shame, too, because it’s a good implement. The length is just right for a serious otk spanking and it’s hefty enough to land a solid spank each and every time. I can attest to that! It’s an ouchie toy.

It’s also one I bought myself so I have no one to blame but me. Yeah, that’s the way it often goes around here. I hear stories about how absolutely awful a certain implement is and I have to have it. I get myself in the worst trouble that way.

Of course, as bad as that bath brush is, I have managed to find a couple of other toys that are worse…and then either begged for them or bought them myself. That lovely hairbrush paddle from Adam & Gillian’s is a prime example of that.

I really wanted that paddle and the more dire the warnings, the more I wanted it. Of course, all my good spanko friends that warned me about that paddle were right; it is one very serious paddle. I love it. It burns like nothing else and turns my bottom red just the way Dan likes it to be. What else could I ask for? Oh yeah, a pillow, a really soft, cushy pillow. *wink*

I am not a fan of winter so I’ve been looking forward to spring and I seem to have developed a serious case of spring fever. The weather was so wonderful last night that I had an urge to go running. Luckily I came to my senses and remembered my bad knee wouldn’t appreciate that so much. The spirit was willing though. Spring air makes me frisky!

Now I’m not sure if the new season will slow down the activity around me, but at least the weather won’t be so bleak. That’s something anyway.

I wish I could find the time and energy to blog more often because we’ve been having some good spanking fun around here. I even have a couple of cane marks that are almost gone that I didn’t blog about. I had planned to do that while they were still fresh, too. Darn it.

Also, I still haven’t blogged about my latest fun purchases. Even Dan noticed and commented on Spanking Blog that I hadn’t written about my new undies as promised. I’m going to try and get a pic of them so I can at least post that. Yeah, I’m a lazy blogger, I know. *wink*

I suppose I could get myself a spanking so I’ll have some fresh marks to show off, too. That would be nice. This weekend will be busy so if I want to get a spanking in I’ll have to get moving on that. I just have to be careful where I am when I get the action started. Dan found his beloved Vermont Country Store bath brush recently and he’s keeping it by his computer desk now. He says he needs to keep it handy.

I think he needs to lose it again, but nobody has asked me. He’s already put it to use on my bottom and I don’t think keeping it handy is in my best interests. I wonder if he’d notice if I replace the VBB with my favorite leather rose paddle? Now that would keep me happy. Hey, it’s spring and that rose paddle is the perfect implement for the season! I doubt he’d get any work done though because I’d be in there bothering the poor man every chance I got. Heh.

And I think it bit me.

Oh wait, maybe that was Dan. He does that, you know *grin*

I’ve spent a lot of time this last week helping my sister with her kids so I’m not exactly feeling overly energetic at the moment. My sis had something rather traumatic happen so I’ve spent a lot of time helping her as much as I could. I keep finding myself wishing I could fix it for her, but that’s not realistic. I hate being on the sidelines! Oh well, at least I can babysit.

How do you people with kids do it? I used to manage a good sized business with a large staff while juggling a busy social life, but I can’t keep up with two toddlers. I love those kids, but they’ve about worn out their poor aunt.

Luckily it’s the weekend and I’m free! I’ve got some wine in the fridge, some fancy new undies to prance around in, new nipple clamps, and more than a few plans. It could get really interesting.

That is if everyone will leave us alone. My nephew has learned how to use the speed dial to call me and he’s not afraid to use it. I have no idea what he’s saying most of the time because he won’t hold the phone right, but that doesn’t seem to bother him.

What’s really scary is that I’ve got this song stuck in my head; Bunny Party. Sorry, but I’ve been spending too much time with the kids and I’ve gotten caught up in the Schnuffel bunny craze. Eeeek!

I need to get my kink on this weekend before it’s too late.

I think it’s lucky anyway. It’s a free show from the Training of O website. The folks at Kink.com are opening a new area, The Upper Floor, that sounds very interesting and I’m looking forward to getting a preview of the fun Friday night.

For details about the guests, the trainees vying for service on The Upper Floor, and how to get the live feed here’s a link: Upper Floor Dinner Party.

Wow, sounds like a party to me!

As for what’s going on around here, it’s not exactly a party but things are looking up. We’re almost completely over our winter crud and I’ve just purchased some new fancy underwear that I’ll have to blog about later after I’ve had a chance to put them to good use. I gave Dan a quick preview and he deemed them spank worthy. Wheeee!

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I have had the worst sinus infection this month and it’s knocked me on my rear. I am not happy about it! I’d throw a fit but since my voice is all but gone, it wouldn’t do much good. It might entertain Dan and give him something to look forward to when I get well, but I think I’ll give it a pass despite that. Before anyone suggests it, I have been to the doctor and gotten meds. That’s a whole other story though and not at all entertaining.

What’s aggravating me is that about the time I think I’m almost over it and start making plans, I get sick again. I have plans, too! I have a couple of new spanking movies I want to watch and I’m getting desperate for a spanking. I want, I want, I want! Grrr.

It doesn’t help that the only energy I have for online activities is for surfing, not writing, which means I can only read what other kinky people are doing and shop. The shopping helps a little, the reading about other kinky people…not so much. But I am eagerly awaiting a package so I have that to look forward to.

I’m afraid my energy for writing today is about over though and I’m ready to snuggle up on the couch with my box of tissues and another book. I’ll get better soon, I promise!

This was one of the many delights I received from Dan on Christmas. As you can see, I haven’t quite worked up the ambition to get started on it but I’m working on a plan to attack it soon. I’ve been waiting on things to settle down a bit because it means I’ll need extra work out time built into my schedule.

Here’s the tag Dan left on for comic value.

Ever since I got it, Dan’s been threatening to spank me with it. It is a paddle pop and that’s what paddles are for, after all. I’m sure the minute I open the packaging Dan’s going to be right there, waiting to spank me with it. I’m not sure I want to eat something I’ve been spanked with, but I can’t imagine letting that much candy go to waste. I’ll have to eat it.

I have to admit, I’m a bit curious how it’ll feel getting spanked with a Sugar Daddy. I wonder if it’ll stand up to my tough bottom. That stick doesn’t look that sturdy after all, but I’m willing to do a little experimenting. I say that now, but if that pound of candy is more than I bargained for, I’ll be singing a different tune…and doing a little spanking jig as well.

It may have to wait for a few more days though since I have a sinus infection. I want to be completely healthy so I can enjoy that paddle pop to its fullest. Yum!

For now, all I have to offer is a pretty picture. I’ll be back with more soon.

It’s Friday and I say it’s time to start the party! I think the best way to relax after a hard week is a good spanking. If it was a good week, then celebrate with a good spanking. If it was a blah week, jazz it up with a good spanking. If it was, oh I don’t know, whatever it was, it’s Friday and it’s time for a good spanking. Now go on.

I’ll even give you a good song to inspire you. It’s got a good beat and you can spank to it. The video is pretty and I think you spankos will approve. If not, aw heck, go out and indulge in a good spanking to make up for it. *wink*

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